Boob Quakes all the way - creating disasters since time immemmorial..

Initially I thought it’s a sudden, unexpected, Jittery, yet powerful Quake that happens in the Boob, which results in Wardrobe malfunction et al. I was mistaken: Upon researching I learnt that it is Earth Quake which is induced by a Boob. How is that possible? Men Ogle at them --> Women who are immoral induce these men to have immoral relationships --> this leads to “excessive negative energy” in some part of the world --> to get rid of such immoral people, Nature-God creates an earth quake, called a BQ.




So if Boobs could create earth quake, they must be really powerful. However, there are many smaller disasters, yet dangerous ones, that we encounter due to the Boob effect. Some of them are follows:

Boob-Warden effect

When in REC Trichy, There was this dear friend called Dayanandam, who, during weekends, used to get us CDs that induced immorality into all of us. We used to call him Daya TV. We watched Daya TV in the common TV room – which had a single TV in a room & catered to 250 odd students who lived in that hostel. Daya TV has had a lot of impact when it came to “unifying” us and in creating long lasting friendship bond. Irrespective of whether we were Southies or Northies, whether we were juniors or seniors, whether we were in computer science or metallurgy, what unified all of us was Daya TV. Except when Daya TV was played, there was never a consensus of what we could watch in the channel. Sun TV mid-night masala was the only other programme which had at least some consensus, what so ever.

During the peak of such immorality, some times, the Warden lands up in the hostel. People who are in the last row or who are standing on the chairs & struggling to see the TV from behind, are often lucky to spot him from a distance and without making a noise, they slowly walk out of the room like the Zoo Zoos. But some people, like we mallus, who often reserved our front row seats in Daya TV, that too well in advance, (by paying Rs 5 per head to Daya in bulk) often fail to notice the people walking out from rows behind. Suddenly you notice that someone has put his palm on your shoulder. You shrug it off without turning back. He puts it again. You shrug again. Now someone has put all the lights on. You turn back and shout – “Put it off” – only to see the warden behind.

Warden: What are you watching?
Arun: CD..sir..
Warden: I can see that..
Arun: err..do you want to see more..err..sir?
Warden: Want to see. Not me. But the dean wants to see.
Arun: Why sir? He’s old no?
Warden: He will want to see YOU, and your parents may be.
Arun: Sirrr...sorry sir...
Warden: See me at my office tomorrow at 10 am.
Arun: Sir..sir...

Warden walks away. The guys come back. Show continues..

Such a situation when just 6 of us are taken to the Dean’s office is called Boob-Warden effect. Though not as disastrous as a Boob Quake, this can even lead to your rustication. But since our Dean was more keen on “advising” us in a genuine way, all we had to endure was a 1 hr gyan session.

Boob-Pyramid effect

While doing MBA, you often have beautiful lady visiting lecturers, who come and teach you courses like “Business Communication”, “consumer behaviour”, “marketing research”, “brand management” etc. When in such a lecture, while the young lady corporate honcho is seriously explaining the Concept of "Fortune at the bottom of the pyramid", often our attention is not on the CK Prahlad’s pyramid, but on some other pyramids which are making their presence felt.

That’s exactly when you hear your name: “Arun! Can you please come to the dais and attempt to explain what bottom of the pyramid means?” (for the uninitiated, bottom of the pyramid by CK Prahlad talks about much demand coming from the lower sections of the society which includes the lower middle class, villagers etc)

Lady: Arun, please explain the pyramid concept?
Arun: The larger demand will come for the bigger ..boo.. err..pyramids.
Lady: “for” or “from”?
Arun: “for” i guess..
Lady: Why ?
Arun: men like larger pyramids..i mean bottom of the pyramid is..err.. larger
Lady: by “men” you mean people..?
Arun: yeah..may be.. a few ladies too, may be..yes..so it makes both men and women who are interested in pyramids..
Lady: Bottom is larger why?
Arun: err..some ppl in the society have larger bottoms..err..fortune is there...
Lady: Ok..good. So you were atleast listening..

Without having any clue on what a bottom of the pyramid means, sometime you can still afford to get out of the situation. This situation is called Boob-Pyramid effect. It can at times be extremely embarrassing at times, though.

Boob Economics

When you are happily married or if you are seriously dating a girl, often you end up in a mall or a movie pavilion with her where there is exceptionally high supply of bigger boobs. She would invariable have noticed this even much before you have and would have anticipated your reaction too.

So at that time she would try to get your attention with some sympathy:

GF: “Aroo, y’day was my appraisal, my boss gave me just a A- when the stupid Ruchika got A+”.
Aru (looking elsewhere): “Oh..baby..i cant see her. You can” ?
GF: “I SAID my boss gave her A+. And A- to me”
Aru (not listening): “Your boss is also here ?”


At that time, to reduce the spike of “immorality”, nature has caused you to suddenly feel that a large LVMH hand bag was just thrown on you. Before you could realise, your GF has taken a cab and ordered “Versova”. This effect has now led to you reducing your sudden spurt in demand and finding an equilibrium. Boob Equilibrium.

Ufff. Quite dangerous they can be!